Shaun makes a Pest of himself

Headline Story

Fallen decree Boss and RHM were both lured into a trap by lone gunman shaun earlier today. Under the illusion that Shaun wanted to join there family, with some information regarding his old family.

OptimusPrime and Remus dropped there guard and meet with Shaun in a public place assuming they would be safe. The meeting was set up at the sundial fountain in the shopping district of GNsville.

Shaun not waiting for anything to be said drew his gun as soon as the pair turned up, killing OptimusPrime at the scene, Remus spotting Shaun's gun being drawn managed to get a deadly shot before the gun was turned on him.

Realising his life was in danger Remus attmpted to get to safety, he ran away from the shoot out to get to his car only to find Carl waiting there with his sawn off shotgun aimed at his chest.

Carl knew that Remus was out off bullets so he took the opportunity to kill the now boss of his rival family.

GN News

The Lone Stars Gone

NitrogeN killed MinisterMike lone boss of The Lone Stars tonight. Killing him and his family as there was no RHM to take his position.

New Name

Retribution and BadBoyz II merged together recently due to a previously reported war, they have decided to go with an Italian themed name of Fusione meaning merger.

JoeyJays Joke of the Day

DonShaan came into the TheDarkRepublic Family hideout an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss DarkStyles waiting for him. "What's the story this time, DonShaan?" DarkStyles asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."

DonShaan sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on JoeyJ's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."

"You'll have to do better than that, DonShaan," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."

Politically Correct

We all know how literally impossible it is to not offend SOMEONE these days, everyone is just SO f*ckING TOUCHY... So this guide will help you on how to speak about the opposite sex in a POLITICALLY CORRECT way...

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

She is not a BABE or a CHICK; she is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER; she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She is not EASY; she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

She is not DUMB; she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She has not BEEN AROUND; she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She is not an AIR HEAD; she is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY; she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She is not HORNY; she is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS; she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

She does not NAG YOU; she becomes ORALLY REPETITIVE.

She is not a SLUT; she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

She is not a TWO BIT WHORE; she is a LOW COST PROVIDER.


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

He does not have a BEER GUT; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
FACILITY.

He is not a BAD DANCER; he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME; he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS.

He is not BALDING; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER; he prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS; he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL
INVERSION.

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG; he has SWINE EMPATHY.

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

He is not QUIET; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.

He is not STUPID; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.

He is not SHORT; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.

He does not CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT CARS; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION.

He is not UNSOPHISTICATED; he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.

He does not EAT LIKE A PIG; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.

He does not HOG THE BLANKETS; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.

He doesn't have a DIRTY MIND; he has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS.

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