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Terri's Joke of the Day

A man is sitting at a bar and see two lovely women across the room. He calls the bartender over and says, "I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink."
The bartender replies, "It won't do you any good."
The man says, "It doesn't matter, I want to buy those women a drink."
The bartender brings the drinks to the women and they acknowledge the drink with a nod of their heads. A little while later, the man approaches the women and says, "I'd like to buy you two another drink."
The women both reply, "It won't do you any good."
The man says, "I don't understand. What do you mean it won't do me any good?"
The first lady says, "We're lesbians."
The man says, "Lesbians? What are lesbians?"
The second woman replies, "Lesbians... We like to lick vaginas."
The man says, "Bartender, three beers for us lesbians."

Other GN news

Pro Gambler Alert

Lizz entered the New York casino with 5 million and left with a huge amount of 109 million dollars.

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Killer On The Loose

Psychopath Alco shot and killed Boobs during the war between AFK and BadBoyz for no reason, he was so confused about the war which caused him to target random people, unfortunately Boobs was the last of his 6 kills, he started off by shooting kooler as a revenge for his good friend henry, after that he decided to get involved in AFK's and BadBoyz war killing 3 BB members Riot, CloakNdagger and DannYP. Then came the time were he thought killing spree time and headed out for 2 random targets dirtball and Boobs killing both of them with a single shot.

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Interview With Owen

DonS - Hello Owen,Its great to have you here in the times offices, How are you today?
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Owen - Im fine thank you, struggling to rank due to my obvious gambling addiction
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DonS - Nice, Ok before we carry on can you give us a short introduction about urself?
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Owen - Ok, sure. I've play GN since just after BETA or around the end of that round, cant remember really, its around 5 years on and off. My past accounts have included Bobdamanv2, Extrodinaire, Owen, BigEx, Leprechaun, Farcry, Extrodinary and Juggernaut... probs like 30 others i dont remember :lol:
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DonS - Ok, Lets get cracking with the questions, We would like to know why did you suddenly leave BadBoyz and Joined The Fallen Decree?
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Owen - Well its kind of a saw subject but ok. Rhys seems to not like me for a reason im not actually fully aware of. I was boasting about making rank 9 in 24 hours and he made a small dig at me. After him being extremely agressive in chat the week before, not onlly to me and other it kinda of hit a nerve. I kicked off and said 'Rhys your a waste of space on here and RL' and asked to be kicked from the family. I no longer wanted to be represted by a family he was in. I later apologised for my actions but i still believe he needs to sort his aggression out. After all this happened it was sorted between me and The Jordan family but i think too much was said for me to be able to join again. The fallen Decree has wilbert and AlexMercer from Lucifers so i figured i would join
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DonS - Ok, thats good to hear all sorted now, Are you planning to bring back your family Lucifer's Majestics?
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Owen - Not until next round i dnt think. When i get christian playing propperly for rhm position
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DonS - Thats Good To Hear and Good Luck.

Thank you for letting me interview you, its been a pleasure, and from all the times team we wish you a merry christmas.
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Owen - Merry Christmas right back at ya

Lizz and Terri Getting Married :o

GNs Biggest News So Far

Terri and Lizz are getting married after spending a weekend away in Spain together. We asked Lizz to comment and she said:

'Me and Terri are made for each other and i love her so i proposed to her'

Terri gladly accepted Lizz's Proposal. They have set a date of 25th December and we all wish them a
(angel)

happy married life. (angel)

Today in The Times

We Have:

A big announcement by Lizz and Terri

An interview with, the one and only, Owen

We have other News about what else has been going on

We have Terri's Joke of the Day

and Festive Pick Up Lines

Wedding Of The Century

Festive Pick Up Lines

I'm sure many of you will be out enjoying this festive time of year, whether you are having a nice
(xmas)

night in or at parties. (xmas)

Here are some pick up lines you could use during this Christmas:

I've checked my list twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Some of my best toys run on batteries...
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
Come sit on my lap. Iâ€™ve got a special gift just for you.
Wanna meet Santa's little helper?
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I can get you off the Naughty List.

Thank You

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If you have any GN scandal, gossip or anything you would like to announce in the times, or just have your say then please message me with your news.

The more info you give the more I can write about.

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