Terror From The South

I would like to thank SmudgeD for this issue of the times it is all his own work tonight

Southside Kills Again

Los Carales Run Down

In a shock move yesterday Duke played chicken with an 18 wheeler, the police are still trying to identify where he stops and the road begins.
This left Dursley all alone at the head of the family, which was an inviting sight for many hidden people out there, and unfortunately he was lurded down a back alley by a prostitute around 8pm last night, gunshots and screams were heard, but when the police got there, there was no sign of the killer or of anyone, except Dursley's blood stained corpse with no less than 37 gunshot wounds to his head, neck and chest, obviously it wasn't a very trained hitman as they would only need 1 round to the back of the head, however is this a sign of a new killer on the loose? Only time will tell.

So far the police have arrested and charged one person with the killing, Impala. Whom was released on police bail.

GN News

Shock Shock Horror

Breaking News In Today

Complex begins stocking

[20:52:14] <CompleX> You have received 2,522 bullets from crushing 10 cars.


StanMarsh Finds their true love

[21:01:31] <StanMarsh> An anonymous user has sent you -8 reputation points. Your reputation now stands at: -8.
Or Not!


On A Slightly Better Note

The owner of a BMW X5 M is requesting information on the cars whereabouts.
It was rumoured to have been stolen by a group of teenage thugs naming themselves 'The Grumpy Old Men' the car was found abandoned with 3 walking sticks in the boot, plus a tedyybear in the glovebox with the name Ellis on it.
If anyone has any information on this matter please let Mrs J. G. Wallace of Waterloo Road know.

Smiffy's Joke Of The Day

0wen and Jessykaa were on holiday in Jamaica when they walked past a man selling magic sex sandals. The Jamaican said 'dese magic sandlas make you a sex god mon!'
So jessykaa convinces 0wen to try on a pair of them, as soon as he has put them on he instantly grabs the Jamaican and bends him over, the Jamaican screams 'No mon! dey is on da wrong feet!'

GN Quiz

1. What was the first family opened this round?

2. In The cars in the Lower Class section have a price range of $8,000 to $27,000.

can you name 3 of the Ford cars.

3. In The cars in the Middle Class section have a price range of $27,000 to $54,000.

can you name 3 of the Honda cars.

4. In The cars in the Upper Class section have a price range of $54,000 to $136,000.

can you name the 3 Audi's.

5. To the nearest Day and hour can you tell me when GN went live.
ie date month year and time

answer example = 02 december 2009 21:30
The domain was first registered 25 Jan 2005 20:51:00.



Sender: Scaffolding Time Received: 02/12/09 21:58
1. BMC
2. Ford Edge, Ford Transit Connect, Ford Escape
3. Honda Accord, Honda Pilot, Honda Ridgeline
4. Audi R8, Audi A8, Audi S6
5. 10th January 2005, 12 noon

CloakNdagger's cartoon network

How To Be Annoying!

For all you kids out there, and you childish adults

1. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others
that you "like it that way."

2. Drum on every available surface.

3. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

4. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

5. Ask 800 operators for dates.

6. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

7. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

8. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

9. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

10. Set alarms for random times.

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