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Matt Committed Suicide

BREAKING NEWS

Matt aka Plainy has Quit

apparently he jumped from a large bridge to his murky death.

The Times recieved the following

From Mike

matt has left apparently, without giving me any info on it but i have no doubt he has acutally left.. hes been funny with me for a while now but denied it when i ask

so anyhow.. i wish him farewell

some resources:
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Also recieved the following Convo with an undisclosed player.

Message sent at 20/11/09 17:44 by ****:

he told me not to tell you but what the hell ,Matt says:
*lol
*ive quit

Message sent at 20/11/09 17:44 by Mike:

quit what?

why would he tell you not to tell me?

Message sent at 20/11/09 17:45 by ***:

i don't know, he said last time he quit you told everyone that he cheated, so he said he cant be arsed with it anymore

JoeyCool

As much as i enjoy being the editor of the times i also like to read Matt's issues and would loved to have done a paper together even though i know he didnt want to.

GN News

Trophies
New feature coming soon what they might be only one person knows the answer. you will all have to see what occurs

Untouchable Touched
sent in by an anonymous reader
Some death news for you
UnTouchable was killed on day 89 because he left the VeTaRaNs family. The VeTeRaNs believed he stole some money from them before he left which is NOT true. I have no idea who the killer was.

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MoneyMan
Well done, you won the lotto draw! $8,956,500 has been deposited to your bank account.

nice little earner

JoeyJays Joke of the Day

A burglar SmOkInProFit broke into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
Then SmOkInProFit hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".
SmOkInProFit spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. SmOkInProFit spots a birdcage with a parrot in it!
He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". SmOkInProFit then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". SmOkInProFit says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"
The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".

Practicle Joke

Chalk Burn

Teacher or professor giving you a hard time? Grab their blackboard chalk and drill a small hole straight down from the writing end, insert a match, and fill the hole with a blend of chalk dust and glue. Put the chalk back and watch the panic when smokes starts to spew!

About you

Quest

1. How did you first hear about GN?
Bruza
2. How long ago did you start playing?
ermm 1-2 rounds after beta
3. Have you managed to recommend any of your friends to GN?
nope
4. What in your opinion has been the best family ever, and why?
Core10
5. What was your best ever GN account that you have had?
Cant remember too many
6. What is your Favorite drink?
jack daniels
7. What is the worst food you have tasted?
fish
8. What is your worst habit?
getting high
9. If there was 2 people left on earth who would you chose as your partner?
paris hilton or bruza
10. Tell the times something interesting about you! Im sexc

Joey's Hangover Ratings

Joey's simple guide to how bad your hangover is

Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?

1 star hangover *

No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a side of fries.

2 star hangover **

Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails.

3 star hangover ***

Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a space cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a litre of coke watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coke - yet you haven't peed once.

4 star hangover ****

Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might honk. You have lost the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. You would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. Home time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, or 3. A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.

5 star hangover (aka Dante's 4th Circle of Hell) *****

You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits next to you. Death seems pretty good right now. You can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your shirt and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least you think it's toothpaste crust. You don't give a damn either way. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because all you can manage to do is breathe....very gently.

VaVaVoom

Sorry Mick Couldn't resist

Henry shows he has some VaVaVoom.

Fifa has confirmed that under no circumstances will Republic of Ireland's World Cup play-off with France be replayed.

Wednesday's second-leg clash in Paris has been the subject of intense scrutiny as France progressed courtesy of a 2-1 aggregate success, secured in extra-time largely thanks to Thierry Henry's now infamous double handball prior to William Gallas' leveller on the night.

The Times would like to add that as unfair all this maybe, i can see that a replay just couldn't happen! Although something about video replays needs to happen. Rugby and cricket has them so why not football. Where to shout about this i do not know but there must be a somewhere